I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
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HOLY SHIT I JUST DROPPED MY FUCKING IPOD DOWN THE TOILET.
Away to Megans party, bye!
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That thing… It deserves the worse death possible.
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hey guys remember these things
i just lost a follower
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have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
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